Tangles love a good meme, so it was only a matter of time before some tailors turned their “I’m not a Cat” attorney into slicable art. Here are some patterns you can make for your favorite lawyer / cat / meme hobbyist, all from Etsy. I’m not a cat from Lela Co Designs that features the funny cat and the “I’m not a cat” line. The design measures 75 x 58 stitches or approximately 5.4 x 4.1 inches stitched over 14 fabrics. Uses 20 colors. AnnyFunnyXX adds a black square to the Zoom meeting about a cat’s face in The I’m Not a Cat design. This is 64 x 69 stitches, or 4.5 x 4.9 inches on 14 pieces of fabric and uses 10 colors. Stay Sane Stitchery has another experience on attorney with the 4-color project. This is 54 x 65 stitches, or 3.9 x 4.6 from 14 counts. Curty Queer Designs takes the lawyer cat to another cartoonish level with a cat in a lawyer costume. so cute! This collar fits 8 inches tall and uses back stitches to create the face rather than cross stitching. Include more of the iconic font with the Pink Baby Cabbage “I’m Here I Live, I’m Not a Cat” design. It comes at a size of 4.93 x 3.79 inches and uses 8 colors, and Vet in Stitches includes the full font in its design as well, which is more words than a cat but is still fun. This is 45 in 67 stitches and 4 colors. They also have another option that is a little larger (90 x 80) if you care, or check out this one from Perseverance, which looks like it would be very quick to tie in with simple text and a kitten design. This stitch measures 38 x 39 stitches, so you can pin it to share on your next Zoom. Zoom’s Advocate Cat by the aptly named Stitched Cat adds sweet green eyes with just a hint of despair you feel when you’re on a professional call with the unprofessional filter on the run. Uses 9 colors and 68 x 70 stitches. .